January 2012
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New Years Resolutions for 2012:
loose my virginity
acquire a six pack
keep said six pack when i have one
grow
get the girl i love
be happy
December 2011
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Everyday I wake up and I think, “here we go again.” It’s a new day and new battles come and I have to fight through them. But tomorrow it’s different. I will wake up tomorrow and instead of it being just one more day, it’ll be another whole year that I have to deal with.
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Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
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deporem:
Smelly cat smelly cat
What are they feeding you
smelly cat smelly cat
it’s not your fault
Anonymous asked: Guss.
I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hate myself. Plain and simple. There is not a single thing about me that I like. Not one thing I wouldn’t change. A lot of my friends would say that I have all these good qualities to me, but I don’t. There is nothing anybody can tell me about myself that I will like. Whether it’s something physical or mental or emotional or anything. I don’t accept complements. I really...
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Ugh anon come back :( I wanna know who you are and I’m upset so please come back :(